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That actually increases my desire to steal it.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.
― Hermann Hesse
A GE wind turbine starts up at the GDF Suez Energy site in Galati, Romania. Shot by @seenewphoto.
I love windmills!
I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*
And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them
But then I remembered
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
THE END IS NEAR
omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what
disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you
dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?
NATASHA ROMANOV IS A DISNEY PRINCESS
People be like, “I don’t like Superman because I can’t relate to him.” Then they turn around and start gushing over the emotionally crippled billionaire genius/olympic-level athlete whose only functional interpersonal relationship is with his paid butler/valet.