I find it really scary that not everyone I know is going to die of old age. Some will get into accidents, some will get sick, some might encounter deaths by other beings, and some might even die by their own hand. And that terrifies me.
I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
this is where I found it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
original source thanks to a lovely individual
(Source: moosekleenex, via thatonechick42)
if I was ever accused of murder, I’d have a really hard time providing an alibi
"Miss, what were you doing on the night in question, between 5pm and midnight."
"Um, watching Netflix and talking to strangers on the internet while alone in my apartment?"
Internet History would clear you in five minutes
i dont think i want them looking at my internet history id rather go to jail for something i didnt do
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)