I saw a few asks that say “describe my aesthetic” so this one takes a bit more creativity.
Whether it’s the lyrics or just the over all sound, send me a song that you think fits my “aesthetic”
You know what I like about this? Dr. Phil’s credentials are rated somewhere between Zoidberg and Dr. Mario and he considered less trustworthy than both.
where are my glasses? — anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING
hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends
BaumstammHexenwald pano3korr wm by MatzeR
Belluno, Italy (by winterriot)
Fading Autumn (Explore 2014/06/18) by Howie44 on Flickr.
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
(Source: nevillles, via shybairnsget-nowt)
even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
Sometimes it’s best to pretend the show ended before the series finale —
It doesn’t even matter what the show is
This also applies to some book series. One day I will decide when I think the Discworld series ended.(via airyairyquitecontrary)
(Source: gaamoraa, via airyairyquitecontrary)
there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life
Meanwhile, at Dragon Con (x)
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR UFOS
N IS FOR ‘NO, MULDER, IT’S NOT FOR UFOS, NOW PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO HOME’
She had a grin that could stop a man’s heart. But as this is considered “murder” and lawyers are expensive, she only used it on special occasions.