This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.
Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.
That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.
holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you
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Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think. — Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)
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Maze made out of cardboard boxes
This is all I ever wanted to do as a kid.
Here’s a guide on how to use the internet;
If you see a Twitter screencap saying something inflammatory, go onto that actual Twitter account and find the post. If it isn’t there, the screencap is probably a fabrication. Congratulations, you avoided making an ass of yourself by believing some fuckwit with Photoshop on Tumblr.
i cant believe obama really responded to your post wow amazing
Beware of the Ruins! by Przemysław Piela
i should but there are two monkeys running all around me… maybe with headphones I could do it.
fyi: 3 current novels I’m stewing on.
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In our new Sesame Street comic, Super Grover teaches Elmo the trick to being a super hero.
Why hi there comic I did :)
“‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public library wherever you go, whether it’s in New York City or some place in rural Montana. Very few communities are not touched by a public library.’
In fact, libraries serve 96.4 percent of the U.S. population, a reach any fast-food franchise can only dream of.”
There are more public libraries (about 17,000) in America than there are McDonalds (about 14,000) or Starbucks (about 11,000).
Read: Every Library and Museum in America Mapped
[Click here for the original map]
JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever —
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
#this was really sweet until i thought about the fact that if that were true she would have had to kill a person to create each one -Skyedestiny
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
The Happy Sorceress: Proving them wrong -
NinjaSpyBoy has been watching my Lynda Carter Wonder Woman DVDs.
He loves the show. He thinks Wonder Woman is the best and amazing and has even said ‘she should have a movie!’.
This from a ten year old boy who also enjoys Star Wars and explosions and bad kung fu films and fighting games…